Who are you?
Chris, Dan, and Erik, collectively known as "The Geniuses", are a comedy trio in Los Angeles who create (write, act, direct, edit, produce) new media comedy for the web, mobile phones, and other mediums.

Are you really Geniuses?
No.

Are you sure?
Yes.

I've never had a foursome.
Say what?

It's a drinking game. You have to drink if you have.
That's...kind of weird.

No, it's cool. It's absinthe. Makes you hallucinate.
Why is this door locked?

Take off your pants.
That is not a frequently asked question. That's not even a question.

What's your guys' favorite color?
Put the gun down.

I said..."What's your guys' favorite color?"
It's blue, dammit! Blue! Run! Run!